Top Compilation of the Most Funny Poker Memes and Poker Jokes (2022)

Poker elicits many emotions. Love then hate. Some sessions are boring, others are exciting. Although poker is played for real stakes and money can be won or lost, there are many opportunities for lighthearted fun. We’ve created a list of poker memes and poker jokes that made us laugh.

No strategy reviews today. Enjoy!

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Two friends head out of the poker room. One is completely naked and the other is in his underwear. The naked man turns to his friends in his underpants and says: “I’ve always respected you for knowing when to stop.”

Alison Brie, Anna Kendrick, and Keira Knightley play a game of strip poker. Who wins?

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Did you guys hear about the cows that were out in the field, smoking weed, playing poker, and drinking whiskey?

The steaks were high

I came home from the pub…

…four hours late last night.

“” Where the fuck have you been?!” Screamed my wife.

I said “I’ve been playing poker with the lads”

“Playing poker with the lads?” She repeated “Well you can pack your bags and go!”

“So can you” I said “This isn’t our house anymore”

Plumbing is like poker

Plumbing is like poker.

You can’t have a full house and a straight flush.

Wife : I can’t believe you lost your wedding ring in poker.

Husband: Yes very strange, especially as i still had money left to gamble.

A blond girl playing freeroll was taking her time and playing very slow. The timer was started and she still could not take a decision how to play the hand. Her friend asked her with surprise, “What is going on? Why aren’t you playing?” The blond girl replied, “I am playing! I am just slow-playing aces!”

My girlfriend is going to leave me…
because of my poker addiction…

I think she’s bluffing.

In a book store:
“I am looking for the book named ‘How to win easily and fast with poker.’
Clerk says: “Please check the science fiction section.”

Final Words

We hope that, if nothing else, we brightened your day and made you smile at least once.

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